Sunday, September 26, 2004

I really don't feel like doing homework

Yeah... After waking up at like 2PM I have no desire to sit and do Discrete Math homework. It's not that it's difficult or anything... It's just that I can't bring myself to get up and do it. I've been sitting here staring at the screen, reading emails, Slashdot, skrud.net, browsing eBay, playing around with my online banking, ANYTHING to avoid doing that assignment... WHY can I not work up the simple ability to go solve some problems that would take no time if I applied myself to them a little? I did Questions 4 and 5 in class, so that leaves me with 3 to go. It really shouldn't take me long... But ARGH! On another note, Shaun of the Dead was an awesome movie. It was basically a parody of 28 Days Later..., with hints of Evil Dead ("Ash called in sick today...") and other random zombie movies. The British never cease to amuse me with their randomly funny movies and television shows. :D Now Reading : The Eight - Katherine Neville (Yep... Still...) Now Playing : Scorpions - Rock You Like a Hurricane As a P.S: I was very much amused by this, so I want to share it with you all... It's GPL'd source code for the human genome.
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/* HUMAN_DNA.H
*
* Human Genome
* Version 2.1
*
* (C) God
*/

/* Revision history:
*
* 0000-00-01 00:00  1.0  Adam.
* 0000-00-02 10:00  1.1  Eve.
* 0000-00-03 02:11  1.2  Added penis code to male version. A bit messy --
*                        will require a rewrite later on to make it neater.
* 0017-03-12 03:14  1.3  Added extra sex drive to male.h; took code from
*                        elephant-dna.c
* 0145-10-03 16:33  1.4  Removed tail.
* 1115-00-31 17:20  1.5  Shortened forearms, expanded brain case.
* 2091-08-20 13:56  1.6  Opposable thumbs added to hand() routine.
* 2501-04-09 14:04  1.7  Minor cosmetic improvements -- skin colour made
*                        darker to match my own image.
* 2909-07-12 02:21  1.8  Dentition inadequate; added extra 'wisdom' teeth.
*                        Must remember to make mouth bigger to compensate.
* 4501-12-31 14:18  1.9  Increase average height.
* 5533-02-12 17:09  2.0  Added gay option, triggered by high population
*                        density, to try and slow the overpopulation problem.
* 6004-11-04 16:11  2.1  Made forefinger narrower to fit hole in centre of
*                        CD.
*/

/* Standard definitions
*/

#define SEX male
#define HEIGHT 1.84
#define MASS 68
#define RACE caucasian

/* Include inherited traits from parent DNA files.
*
* Files must be pre-processed with MENDEL program to provide proper
* inheritance features.
*/

#include "mother.h"
#include "father.h"

#infndef FATHER
#warn("Father unknown -- guessing\n")
#include "bastard.h"
#endif

/* Set up sex-specific functions and variables
*/
#include 

/* Kludged code -- I'll re-design this lot and re-write it as a proper
* library sometime soon.
*/
struct genitals
  {
#ifdef MALE
  Penis *jt;
#endif
  /* G_spot *g;   Removed for debugging purposes */
#ifdef FEMALE
  Vagina *p;
#endif
  }

/* Initialization bootstrap routine -- called before DNA duplication.
* Allocates buffers and sets up protein file pointers
*/
DNA *zygote_initialize(Sperm *, Ovum *);

/* MAIN INITIALIZATION CODE
*
* Returns structures containing pre-processed phenotypes for the organism
* to display at birth.
*
* Will be improved later to make output less ugly.
*/
Characteristic *lookup_phenotype(Identifier *i);
===

...and so on.


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